*Swearing Alert*
Who the f*ck came up with the idea of Mondays?
I bet it was the same knob that came up with the 5:2 workday:weekend ratio.
Whoever you are you should be ashamed of yourself and put in some kind of asylum.
If wasn’t for caffeine and elephant tranquilliser strength anti-depressants I don’t think our civilisation would cope.
Even Mum’s who after having their brood of kids at home for the weekend, finally get to send them off to school only to realise that Monday is “clean up the house day.”
Monday you suck. Official. Legit.
The end!
